Making Waves on the Carpet: The Absurd Joy of the Dolphin Shaped Vacuum Cleaner
You wake up. The sun is shining. The coffee is brewing. You are ready to enjoy your weekend. And then, you look down. There is a layer of pet hair … Read more
You wake up. The sun is shining. The coffee is brewing. You are ready to enjoy your weekend. And then, you look down. There is a layer of pet hair … Read more
Let us set the scene. It is 6:00 AM. The alarm clock has just sounded its terrible, shrill battle cry. You drag yourself out of bed, your eyes barely open, … Read more
Let us have a completely honest, heart-to-heart conversation about the concept of “getting around.” Whether you are recovering from a knee surgery, navigating your golden years, or dealing with a … Read more
Let us have a completely honest conversation about the state of modern adulthood. By the time Wednesday afternoon rolls around, most of us do not feel like fresh, vibrant, home-cooked … Read more
Let’s have a brutally honest conversation about the human condition. Specifically, let’s talk about a Sunday afternoon. You are in the zone. You have achieved the perfect state of relaxation. … Read more
Let’s be entirely honest with ourselves for a moment. Mowing the lawn is rarely anyone’s favorite weekend activity. It is usually hot, it is inevitably sweaty, and it involves marching … Read more
Let’s take a moment to think about the appliances in our homes. If you walk into your kitchen right now, what do you see? You probably see a giant, imposing … Read more
Let us paint a familiar summer picture. It is mid-July. The pavement is radiating heat like a pizza oven. Your children have exhausted their indoor activities, the dog is panting … Read more
There are a few universal truths in this world. Water is wet. Gravity pulls down. And cats are absolutely, obsessively, and unhealthily fixated on fish. For generations, the relationship between … Read more
Life is defined by motion. We walk, we drive, we vibrate with anxiety. When we finally, finally sit down at the end of a long day, we have a choice. … Read more